Many films fall into that 'so-bad-they're-good' category. The guys atTromahave even made it a revered art form. But Troma has yet to match "NeverTooYoung to Die." Without realising it, the filmmakers have achieved theultimate tacky 80's action movie. It has just a perfect balance of tacky80's acting (with "Jessie" from "Full House," Gene Simmons from KISS, andVanity--what ever happened to her?), tacky 80's action, tacky 80's music,and tacky 80's production design. The plot is the most convoluted messI'veever seen. That is to say that there really is a plot, but you findyourself smacking your forehead repeatedly in disbelief as the writersjuggle tacky 80's clichés, predictable plot turns, and convenientsituationsthat no one would ever buy. And sometimes, it just doesn't make any senseat all. But when all is said and done, the final product is a movie thatisjust delightfully crappy. My suggestion: rent this movie with somefriendsand some booze, and have a rollicking good time bashing this movie. Igiveit a 0 for its poor quality and a 10 for its "entertainment" value. Totalscore: 5
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Never Too Young to Die (1986)
A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son - a high school gymnast - teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack.
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Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a hermaphrodite who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He's holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he's eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father's death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he's been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn't buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with ...
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Reviewed byIvanhoeVote: /10
This is the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. The plot sucks, theactors suck, and the script sucks. However this is what makes the movieabsolutely excellent.The sheman Ragnar (Gene Simmons) has an evil plan to pollute a citydam byputting toxic in it. A device developed by the father of Lance (GeorgeLazenby - ex 007) is needed and his evil rocker horde fights John Stamosover it. Fantastic ending sequence when Lance (John Stamos) forces themetalnail of Ragnar into the shemans neck followed by a 100 m drop into the dam.
John Stamos is a perfect cast with his shoulder-long Prince Valiant hairandso is Gene Simmons with his extravagant transvestite acting. I laughedthrough the hole thing. Candidate for the title worst production ever.
While I was browsing about in my local video store, noticing that allthe new releases that I have not seen were recycled plots and actorsmade by the Hollywood hype machine I decided to venture into the vastlibrary of catalog titles. I am very satisfied in doing so, for I wouldnot have discovered this gem in the cinematic coal mine.
This film is pure balls to the wall kick ass fun. Unintentionallyfunny, action packed, and with a glimpse of 80's beauty Vanity'stopless breasts leave the viewer happy he/she rented this item insteadof (Insert sitcom to movie remake set in the modern times, stripping itof the greatness that made the sitcom a classic here).
Great to watch with a group of friends.