Never Too Young to Die (1986) 720p YIFY Movie

Never Too Young to Die (1986)

A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son - a high school gymnast - teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack.

IMDB: 5.01 Likes

  • Genre: Action | Adventure
  • Quality: 720p
  • Size: 1.17G
  • Resolution: 1280x696 / 23.976 (23976/1000) fpsfps
  • Language: English
  • Run Time: 92
  • IMDB Rating: 5.0/10 
  • MPR: Normal
  • Peers/Seeds: 1 / 0

The Synopsis for Never Too Young to Die (1986) 720p

Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a hermaphrodite who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He's holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he's eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father's death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he's been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn't buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with ...


The Director and Players for Never Too Young to Die (1986) 720p

[Director]Gil Bettman
[Role:]Gene Simmons
[Role:]John Stamos
[Role:]Vanity


The Reviews for Never Too Young to Die (1986) 720p


Reviewed byajurriesVote: 10/10/10

I just bought this and can't stop watching it. I love Gene Simmons andI'm a big fan of him and KISS. Seeing him as half man and half womanwas hilarious. Probably not the right career move, but it's a goodmovie, even to watch now in 2006. Well Gene Simmons plays two parts,one as Carruthers and the other as Velvet Von Ragner.

It will have you thinking what's going on next and maybe at the end ofyour seat. Well maybe not at the end of seat, but still it's GeneSimmons, so you got to love it. Hope you enjoy, I sure did-well stilldo.

Oh and there is a sex scene with John Stamos and Vanity. Doesn't showmuch, but it does show some of Vanity naked. I don't think this is agood movie for kids under 17 so see b/c there is blood and such too. Alot of violence (well not a lot, about average).

Reviewed byMondo-CaneVote: 10/10/10

While I was browsing about in my local video store, noticing that allthe new releases that I have not seen were recycled plots and actorsmade by the Hollywood hype machine I decided to venture into the vastlibrary of catalog titles. I am very satisfied in doing so, for I wouldnot have discovered this gem in the cinematic coal mine.

This film is pure balls to the wall kick ass fun. Unintentionallyfunny, action packed, and with a glimpse of 80's beauty Vanity'stopless breasts leave the viewer happy he/she rented this item insteadof (Insert sitcom to movie remake set in the modern times, stripping itof the greatness that made the sitcom a classic here).

Great to watch with a group of friends.

Reviewed byutgard14Vote: 6/10/10

This has to be seen to be believed. John Stamos plays college gymnastLance Stargrove whose father is a super spy that still finds time tosend him care packages. When Dad is killed by hermaphrodite Velvet VonRagnar (Gene Simmons), Stargrove teams with sexy spy Danja Deering(Vanity) to get revenge. Oh yeah, Simmons wants to poison the watersupply with radioactive waste or something.

Stamos brings perfect hair to his role, which is the most importantthing. There are lots of scenes of him doing gymnastics. Perhaps thedirector was a fan of '80s classic Gymkata. He also rides a dirt bikebecause in the '80s dirt bikes were cool. One of the many highlights ofthe movie is when Stamos is being beaten up by two of Simmons' thugs.He is crying like a little baby but then he sees a picture of his dad.Suddenly he's like Popeye on a spinach high and he kicks the crap outof the bad guys ("The name's not scumbag, it's Stargrove! LanceStargrove!").

Vanity is a stone fox, as usual. She also has a nude scene, as usual.Her seduction of John Stamos I will mock publicly but privately Ithought it was hot! Gene Simmons is gross to look at dressed in dragbut a hoot hamming it up as the super villain. Seeing him flirt withStamos is priceless. He also likes to use his middle finger for...well,I won't spoil it. There's an Asian inventor friend of Stamos' who, atone point in the film, wears an outfit that is practically every colorknown to man. George Lazenby plays the spy dad. I'm sure some castingdirector beamed from ear to ear over that ingenious casting. He dresseslike a Ghost Buster and uses a bulletproof umbrella as a shield. In ascene that I'm certain was the actor breaking the fourth wall, Lazenbysays to Simmons "Oh come on, this is stupid."

The movie is filled with laughably cheesy music. The song that playsduring Stamos' first scene keeps repeating his character's name"Stargrove" over and over. Simmons gets to sing during his club routine("Yeeeah!"). There's also a rather cheesetastic tune that plays leadingup to Stamos taking Vanity to Pound Town.

This is the kind of movie you just don't see anymore. These days whenthey try to do trash like this, it's always so self-aware and obviousthat it takes the fun out of it. Truly "so-bad-it's-good" flicks don'ttry to be bad on purpose. If you ever wondered what Uncle Jesse didbefore Full House, all your questions will be answered here. This movieis so awesome it will change your life. If you watch this, it will makea man out of you. So female viewers beware.

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