Many films fall into that 'so-bad-they're-good' category. The guys atTromahave even made it a revered art form. But Troma has yet to match "NeverTooYoung to Die." Without realising it, the filmmakers have achieved theultimate tacky 80's action movie. It has just a perfect balance of tacky80's acting (with "Jessie" from "Full House," Gene Simmons from KISS, andVanity--what ever happened to her?), tacky 80's action, tacky 80's music,and tacky 80's production design. The plot is the most convoluted messI'veever seen. That is to say that there really is a plot, but you findyourself smacking your forehead repeatedly in disbelief as the writersjuggle tacky 80's clichés, predictable plot turns, and convenientsituationsthat no one would ever buy. And sometimes, it just doesn't make any senseat all. But when all is said and done, the final product is a movie thatisjust delightfully crappy. My suggestion: rent this movie with somefriendsand some booze, and have a rollicking good time bashing this movie. Igiveit a 0 for its poor quality and a 10 for its "entertainment" value. Totalscore: 5
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Never Too Young to Die (1986)
A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son - a high school gymnast - teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack.
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Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a hermaphrodite who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He's holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he's eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father's death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he's been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn't buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with ...
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Reviewed byIvanhoeVote: /10
I just bought this and can't stop watching it. I love Gene Simmons andI'm a big fan of him and KISS. Seeing him as half man and half womanwas hilarious. Probably not the right career move, but it's a goodmovie, even to watch now in 2006. Well Gene Simmons plays two parts,one as Carruthers and the other as Velvet Von Ragner.
It will have you thinking what's going on next and maybe at the end ofyour seat. Well maybe not at the end of seat, but still it's GeneSimmons, so you got to love it. Hope you enjoy, I sure did-well stilldo.
Oh and there is a sex scene with John Stamos and Vanity. Doesn't showmuch, but it does show some of Vanity naked. I don't think this is agood movie for kids under 17 so see b/c there is blood and such too. Alot of violence (well not a lot, about average).
This movie is so horrifying, stultifyingly bad that it's total lack ofanything that could remotely be termed "quality filmmaking" deserves somesort of Nobel Prize. (After which anyone involved in this project, down tothe caterers, should be bundled up and sent to The Hague to stand trialforcrimes against humanity.) It's one of those very rare projects that leavesyour jaw dropped in sheer aghastness from beginning to end. They say "Plan9From Outer Space" was the worst movie ever made. No. I've seen "Plan 9"andthis makes it look like "2001: A Space Odyssey."