Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) 720p YIFY Movie

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

Major Movie Star is a movie starring Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, and Steve Guttenberg. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the...

IMDB: 4.30 Likes

  • Genre: Adventure | Comedy
  • Quality: 720p
  • Size: 1.21G
  • Resolution: / fps
  • Language: English  
  • Run Time: 98
  • IMDB Rating: 4.3/10 
  • MPR: Normal
  • Peers/Seeds: 0 / 4

The Synopsis for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) 720p

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.


The Director and Players for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) 720p

[Director]Steve Miner
[Role:]Steve Guttenberg
[Role:]Jessica Simpson
[Role:]Vivica A. Fox
[Role:]Aimee Garcia


The Reviews for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) 720p


Predictable, easygoing comedyReviewed bygridoon2021Vote: 7/10

I have to admit that I was drawn to "Major Movie Star" AKA "Private Valentine" mostly for the chance of seeing Jessica Simpson's fit body in a military uniform. The film itself is a predictable but painless affair. There are the expected "fish out of water" gags, the expected "rivalries that turn to friendships", and the expected "life lessons". Few of the gags show any notable wit. The film also feels prolonged, and is less raunchy than I would have preferred (some catfights are teased....but never occur). Jessica Simpson is probably one of the best things in the film. She often looks radiant, and has a million dollar smile. Of course she's basically playing herself, so no great acting stretches there! In the supporting cast, two women stand out: Olesya Rulin, who makes her nerdy character genuinely likable, and Cheri Oteri, as the toughest of the new recruits (she was actually a former sergeant who left the army but regretted it). For a comedy that's so predictable and tame, this one passes the time easily enough. ** out of 4.

No HorribleReviewed byarfdawg-1Vote: 5/10

I'm not a fan of Jessica Simpson but she does an adequate job acting through this very light movie.

It's all very predicable but also very easy to watch.

Actually, not all that badReviewed bycwg2005aVote: 7/10

I am a big anti-Simpson fan. Can't stand her, can't stand her movies. But I was very pleasantly surprised at "Private Valentine," not because it was high art or cinematic gold, but simply because it was fun, heartfelt, and managed to pull on some (albeit trite) heartstrings.

For example, when Olesya Rulin's "mousy" private speaks strongly to Vivica Fox's First Sergeant "Do I look like I want to cry to you?" it was a nice payoff.

There are many complaints by service personnel that the hair is not to proper length, the training sequences are not as accurate as they could be, etc etc. Does any of this matter? Of course not: this is a MOVIE, meant purely for entertainment, and it succeeds on that level.

Watch it, enjoy it. Unless you only enjoy obscure Eastern European art films, you will not regret the time spent here.

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