The Slit (1996) 720p YIFY Movie

The Slit (1996)

Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his abilities. But then the virgin wife of Brenner gives birth to her first child. Is it the new Messiah? But what is a Messiah good for if the U.N. is already there?

IMDB: 60 Likes

  • Genre: Comedy |
  • Quality: 720p
  • Size: 699.73M
  • Resolution: 1280*694 / 24 fpsfps
  • Language: German 2.0  
  • Run Time: 75
  • IMDB Rating: 6/10 
  • MPR:
  • Peers/Seeds: 1 / 4

The Synopsis for The Slit (1996) 720p

Africa - Land of the ever-shining sun, German soldiers fulfilling a U.N. mission. For General Brenner a dream comes true: Here, where the people are simple, the German can prove his abilities. But then the virgin wife of Brenner gives birth to her first child. Is it the new Messiah? But what is a Messiah good for if the U.N. is already there?


The Director and Players for The Slit (1996) 720p

[Director]Christoph Schlingensief
[Role:]Udo Kier
[Role:]Wellington Jonga
[Role:]Joachim Tomaschewsky
[Role:]Kitten Natividad


The Reviews for The Slit (1996) 720p


United Trash of Schlingensief′s BrainReviewed byVictor-35Vote: 10/10

In my opinion, United Trash is one of the most fascinating movies ever made. The Actors really had fun to act in this movie. The best Actor is Udo Kier who acts in every Schlingensief movie. Christoph Schlingensief is a german underground-director. Kier plays a homosexual UN-General, whose wife (Kitten Natividad (she acted in some Russ Meyer movies))has a relationship with the priest and bears the Messiah, called Jesus Panne. The language is mostly english with some german parts. A real great actor is the gu(a)y who plays the friend of the UN-General. The movie plays in Africa, and the most Actors are black. They have an dictator who tries to destroy the white house with an old V2-Rocket from Germany. You see, a real strange movie with great Actors and a real good director, if you can get this movie, get it.

A film like no other!Reviewed bywanyonVote: 7/10

A totally deranged movie starring Udo Kier and Kitten Natividad, this one founds itself sitting on a shelf while distributors ran a mile! If you want a better idea of the basic theme of the story, refer to the other user review available for you here. I would just like to say that this film remains unavailable (to my knowledge) anywhere in the world except for maybe Germany, where my screener tape is from. The reasons for this are that the film is a depraved, high-camp, grim and mercilessly bad taste film about a big-breasted nympho who gives birth to a negro-dwarf that has a vagina in the top of it's head that ejaculates! The dwarf-offspring's name? Jesus Peter Pan!!!!! Full of extreme imagery and sickening sexual deviance, it is a trash connoisseur's wet dream! No wonder it never found a release! Udo Kier recently expressed his shock that i had even heard of the film let alone managed to own a copy. According to Mr.Kier, the film was so contentious that distributors were afraid of picking it up and hit almost killed his career as well as the careers of all who worked on it! Apparently, many people were not amused with the film... I don't know why!

I haven't really seen itReviewed bychristopher-underwoodVote: 1/10

I really cannot give this a score of note, partly because I haven't really seen it but mainly because it looks so dreadful, so infantile and so crass that I could not sit through more than the opening and some fast forwarding with my remote.

There are established actors (to their seeming shame) here in this mess but there are also seemingly innocent Africans being used simply for laughs and cheap filler.

I am clearly being most unfair to score a film I haven't watched through to ascertain whether I am mistaken in my assumptions but, you know, life is too short to even find out.

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